badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

raymukada:

↳ frank reynolds.

"I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it."

nosdrinker:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

HW